I Like Those Parrots

arctic-hands:

ultrafacts:

10 Things we will all miss from our childhood..

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Are you happy you made me cry you sick son/daughter/gender neutral progeny of a bitch/bastard/gender neutral insult.  

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awwww-cute:

This poor baby squirrel fell out of a tree, and had to get a tiny cast on his leg. He’s doing well

awwww-cute:

This poor baby squirrel fell out of a tree, and had to get a tiny cast on his leg. He’s doing well

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

furbey:

All clothing is gender neutral

candiedmoon:

ya gurl love balloons. yell heah free balloons from work.

candiedmoon:

ya gurl love balloons. yell heah free balloons from work.